I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-Steven Wright
“The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life.” ~William Faulkner
“To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. “ ~E.M. Forster, Two Cheers for Democracy, 1951
“Perfumes are the feelings of flowers.” ~Heinrich Heine, The Hartz Journey
“A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: ‘Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.'” – James Thurber
“Stop that laughing….this is serious!!” – Delorys Welch-Tyson
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter
“Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.”–Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) The Devil’s Dictionary
“Children’s talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. ” ~Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, 1969